For my first thanksgiving as host I bought the biggest they had at the school. And then as soon as i got done saying that 2 big dogs came running in the room and jumped on top of the table and started eating all the food and the big turkey. When they were done everyone was wondering what were we gonna eat, so I went to the refrigerator to see what we had left to eat. There was only 2 packs of hamburger meat. ''And that's why we all ate hamburgers.''