So im sitting on this bug rock when I a big lizard walking my way. It stops in front of me and says "I am Yoshi from the past, hop in my mouth and I will take you somewhere." So I said to myself "hmm seems pretty legit to me." So "Yoshi" opened his mouth and it was glowing bright blue. I said to him "are you sure this is safe?" He said "Yea Yea of course." So I shrugged and jumped inside his mouth. It was really hot, then i asked "where are you taking me?" He replied "nowhere." I said "WAIT WHAT!?!?!" Then he swallowed me whole. Thats when I realized he wasn't Yoshi.
